I'll be brick...

Hey, inferior biological scum! Look, it's everyone's favorite civilization-destroying Austrian robotic nightmare from the future! No, I'm not talking about Cyber Hitler, I'm talking about the T-800 series Terminator unit from Cyberdyne Systems. Brought to you from a scary parallel time line we like to call "The Eighties", here's the all new playable action figure version, courtesy of Kevin Ryhal (aka M<O><O>DSWIM)...


He comes packed with loads of great time-travelling post-apocalytic features including: big shooty gun with infinite ammo, neural net with artifical intelligence, hilarious resemblence to certain political figures, glowing red eyes (caution, may cause blindness), fire resistant hyperalloy combat chassis, 10mm explosive tip caseless standard light armor piercing round (...oh wait, wrong movie), 100 thousand play-skulls, and another big shooty gun with infinite ammo.

Get yours now!

Do not immerse in molten steel. Skin optional. May cause near extinction
of the human race. SkyNet not included. You-ar paarents are deead.