If KFC were open 24 hours a day, then tragedies like this might never happen.
So let's all be thankful that they shut at ten.
"The Curious Incident of the Chicken in the Night-Time" by Barney Main
(...the sharper-eyed among you may notice that many of the other objects in this scene are also crafted from Lego, including the plug, socket and cruets!)
EDIT: Due to my overwhelming illiteracy, I only just found out (through some comments over on Brothers Brick) that this is actually a parody of a book title/cover, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night by Mark Haddon. So now we know!